Block Change: Piston Launch Intensity

Pistons will now have a more or less intense push force, depending on how powerful the redstone signal powering it is.

An extremely powerful signal can end up sending players several meters into the air, while a less powerful signal could barely have any effect.

So if you ever wanted to forcibly launch players outside your base without using a dangerous and resource-consuming TNT cannon, now you can!

Launch intensity also applies to how far Mobs and Gravity-Effected Blocks (like Sand and Gravel) can be launched.

Page Update!

Wow, I guess it's been awhile since I've updated this page.

Well first off, if you're still following thank you. Secondly, I need to tell you (my small following) where I've been what's going to happen with this page.

Where the heck's the page mod been?

To put it simply, college. I've been studying a lot and as a result have been unable to keep everything up to date. Let me just state for the record that my first semester of college has been going great so far. I've been able to meet some new people and also take classes on things I love doing. It's been a wild ride trying to adjust to the college schedule after spending the last twelve-ish years of my life in public school, but I've been managing.

What's going on with the page?

I am still trying to come up with new content to post to the page. I was hoping that more people would have submitted stuff to be featured here, but I haven't received any submissions* so that hasn't really been an option. Rest assured, I have been trying to come up with new ideas for the page and I will post them very soon. Which brings me to the next item on the agenda...

Fake MC Patchnotes is going multiplatform!!!

That's right, we are no longer a Tumblr exclusive page (you folks on Blogger are probably not surprised, but I need to explain to the Tumblr peeps what's going on)! As of now, we now have a presence on a platform called Blogger! Blogger is a platform (owned by Google) used to host blogs and other pages. I remember long ago hosting a blog on there and decided to give the platform another shot. I'm hoping that by hosting Fake MC Patchnotes on multiple platforms, the page can expand and get a bigger following.

Fake MC Patchnotes can be found on Blogger at: https://fakemcpatchnotes.blogspot.com/

That's all I have for the page update, expect new posts soon!!!

*UNTIL I CAN FIND A WAY FOR PEOPLE TO SUBMIT HERE, SUBMITTING STUFF TO BE POSTED TO THE PAGE IS TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE!!!

Introducing Bee Jockeys!!!

Baby Zombies now have a small chance of spawning and hitching a ride on a Bee.

While the Bee may give a Zombie extra mobility options, the slower speed of the Bee means that you have a pretty good chance of outrunning it.

Also, Bees will not join in and attack with the Zombie, so no need to worry about poison damage.

Block Changes: Water Elevator Music

If a Note Block is placed near a water elevator (powered by Magma Block or Soul Sand bubble column), the Note Block will start playing a tune that closely resembles elevator music.

This music will change depending on multiple factors. These include time of day, mobs around the elevator, biome you’re currently in, and the type of block generating your bubble column.

Mob Change: Vindicators and Doors

Vindicators can now knock down doors with their axe on hard mode. When they are close to breaking the door, they will murmur in villager language ‘Here’s Johnny!!!’ before coming in to ultimately kill their target player/entity.

Welcome to the page!!!

Hello and welcome to Fake Minecraft Patch Notes on Blogger (if you have visited the page of the same page on Tumblr, you should know what's up by now). Here, you will find custom patch notes made by me, along with ones made by the rest of the Minecraft community (provided that people will send in submissions to the Tumblr page).

The overall goal of this page is to have people creatively come up with their own Minecraft additions, removals, and changes, and submit them for all to see here.

I, ConnorTheVGFan78, will also be posting my own fake patch notes here.

With all that out of the way, welcome to the page! Here’s to making the most balanced (or unbalanced) Minecraft updates we can!!!